if i promise to miss you, will you go away?

bathrooms that can go both ways are called "unisex," but people who can go both ways aren't.

i went to the dmv yesterday after rally to take my driving test (again) and i lost hope in humanity. we went to the harvey one (i know) because we figured it wouldn't be to crowded during school hours. and it wasn't, but all the test slots were filled, BUT i get priority scheduling monday. the lady referred to this as a "g-number" (as opposed to a c-number).

while the woman was explaining this, i contemplated my hunger, exhaustion, and strung-outness, and my mother later accused me of "pouting," saying that i "could have been a little more schmoozy." because schmoozing is known to elicit great results from the dmv (not).

afterwards i got cantaloupe bubble tea and saw a motorcyclist light a cigarette while crossing the crescent city connection and these things made me feel better. i also saw a sorority girl with long pointy hair driving a black pickup with a pink confederate flag outline covering the entire back window.

my pinky toes go numb quite a lot. clearly they will drop off at any moment because i am so highly evolved. on the downside i'm pretty certain that i have stomach cancer.

album reccommendations (i have gone through periods where these were all i listened to):
peaceful the world lays me down by noah and the whale
vampire weekend by vampire weekend
you & me by the walkmen
come on feel the illinoise by sufjan stevens